Introducing The Perfect Barracks Cut

There’s nothing like a good ole barracks cut to keep the blood flowing. I dont know what the regulations for other branches of service are, but in the Marine Corps, we had to cut our hair once a week. Before work on Monday, you had to have skin showing on the sides of your head. 0 inches on the side and up to 3 inches on the top of your head.

Because of that rule, young Marines often times would get their barracks pals to cut them. They arent very good at it and usually ends up looking like the poor fella above. I’m glad that this video doesnt REALLY show his face. Whoever that is will always have plausible deniability that it isnt him. We believe you, friend. It isnt you.

Anyway, nothing got the morning set off right like a shitty barracks cut. He’s some good ones over the years that you can only look at if you are subscribed to Zero Blog Thirty. If you have some good ones, send them to us on Instagram.