A Couple Of Kids Decided To Lick A Set Of Train Tracks And You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Sometimes I forget what sober fun looks like. These two guys were probably bored and instead of grabbing a beer with their buddies they decided to lick a set of frozen train tracks. Why? Two words: Dumb and Dumber.

It’s an iconic scene. I remember doing the same thing with my buddies when I was in middle school, except instead of train tracks it was the street sign on the corner of our road. We wanted to test the theory we saw in the movie like a bunch of idiots. Shocker, it worked. Sully ripped the skin off of his tongue and we all laughed in his face. We weren’t dumb enough to do it on train tracks though. God forbid the tracks were electrified they would’ve ended up like Marv from Home Alone.

Or worse, they’d have their head chopped off by a fucking train. What an absolute nightmare of an obituary that would be. “He was a great son, a loving brother, a sma-…a nice boy.” Part of me wishes they heard a train coming just for the sake of the video. It would’ve went from innocent fun to compete panic in an instant. Regardless, if you’re reading this and thinking about licking a set of train tracks – don’t. Even if you go viral the risk isn’t worth the reward.