Absolute SMOKESHOW Of A Skydiver Is Going Viral For All The Right Reasons

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SH – DAREDEVIL* grandma Irene O’Shea has proven once again that age is no barrier to adventure, becoming the world’s oldest skydiver after taking the plunge from more than 436m up in the sky. In front of close to 50 family and friends, the 102-year old from Athelstone, a suburb of Adelaide, South Australia, completed her landing on the weekend, taking the title from Kenneth Meyer of New Jersey, US. Born on May 30, 1916, Ms O’Shea turned 102 years and 193 days on Sunday, December 9 — 21 days older than Mr Meyer when he completed his jump last year.

Mmmmmm…tasty! Are we doing this right??? It doesn’t matter! Smits gots ya clicks and that’s a known fact! But good on this Granny for being born during WWI and STILL jumping out of planes like Geronimo in his prime! 102-years-old ain’t no thing for Irene’s chicken wings! Hey, I guess they’re right! Senior citizens, although slow, and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose! Go Irene, go!

As for the people who think they were duped by the headline, here is what a very lazily Googled search o “Hot Girls Skydiving” came up with: SKYDIVING IN A BIKINI!!! A full 17-min vlog which I’m sure has Scorsese levels of production and entertainment! FULL FOOTAGE! Enjoy!