Thank You Chicago Bears GMB's Week 12 Bears Preview
I already talked about how much better we are than the wretched Lions and you can read that here:
Just replace Mitch Trubisky with Chase Daniels
The real reason we are here today is to talk about what we are thankful for.
If you know me in person or know me from the internet you know I base my life on my love for the Chicago Bears and the fact I am a Chicagoan. There is nothing more important in life. So I am going to list some reasons I am thankful for the Bears and for living in Chicago and I will mix in some of the best repsonses to my request on Twitter from you.
1. The 1985 Chicago Bears
There has never been a more dominant dynasty in the history of sports. All teams in all sports are measured against this behemoth.
2.
We all hate Aaron Rodgers for our own reasons. The fact that he couldn’t even call his parents to make sure they didn’t die in a fire just shows how big a piece of shit that guy is.
3. Khalil Mack and Jon Gruden
Thank you Jon for giving us the best player in the NFL and thank you Khalil for being a badass player on a dominant team. I think I speak for all Bears fans when I say we love you.
4.
There are not many food offerings that can compete with an italian beef, juicy, with hot. The Chicago beef is the food equivalent to the 1985 Bears.
5. Jim Belushi
No other fan base is represented by a more popular and talented star. I’m also thankful for John Cusack and Vince Vaughn.
6.
I know we are playing the Lions this week but whenever you have an opportunity to take a shit on the Packers you take it. Kiss my ass Green Bay.
7. Bear Weather
We are blessed to play in a city that has perfect football weather. There is no team in the NFL that can come to Soldiers Field on a bitterly cold winter day and have a chance to beat us*.
*I blame the refs for any losses we have in Bear Weather.
8.
It really is a luxury to be able to have your franchise QB take a game off and replace him wth the top backup in the game. With Nagy calling the shots we won’t skip a beat with Daniels. All other teams and fan bases must be so jealous of what we have.
9. Coach Ditka and Coach Nagy
Ditka lead us to our first dynasty back in 1985 with the greatest team of all time. Now we get another great coach that will lead us into our new dynasty. We will own the NFL as long as Nagy is here. Between Halas, Ditka, and Nagy no other franchise has been as blessed as the Chicago Bears.
10.
I am thankful for being a part of the greatest fan base in sports. There is not a smarter more passionate group of people in the world. Our presence will be felt at Ford Field today and we will fuel the Bears to victory.
Game Prediction:
Bears 24
Lions 10
Coming up Next Week: Mitch returns as we head to New York to give the Giants an ass whoopin’.
Bear Down and Happy Thanksgiving!