Police Apologize for Describing a Flasher's 'Small Penis and Low-Hanging Testicles'

Source - POLICE officers have apologised after issuing a description of a flasher which described his “small penis and low-hanging testicles”.

North Yorkshire Police said their appeal went into “too much detail” in an attempt to catch the pervert.

Officials continue to investigate the “disturbing incident” which happened on Sunday when a student was confronted by a man on the streets of York.

A spokesman said: “On the evening of 19 November 2018, we posted an appeal on Facebook to help identify a suspect in the York area who performed a sexual act in public.

“This has caused upset to a number of people who read the appeal and we unreservedly apologise for any offence caused.

“The appeal was quickly removed and a more appropriately worded version posted on the force website.” …

The suspect is described as white with a very pale complexion, aged between 35 and 45 years, around 5ft 10in tall with a fat build.

Good job by the North Yorkshire Police here. And by all their “number” of Facebook followers who rightly got “upset” by their blatant act of Flasher-Shaming.

Is this what we’ve come to as a society? Making fun of someone’s physical appearance just because they choose to whip their dongs out in public and wave their low-hanging ball bags at others? I like to think we’re better than that. That our law enforcement has standards.

And I say this not just on behalf of those whose “Balls” might be considered “Old” by some, but for all members of the Small Penis community. For too long they’ve been castigated and vilified by men with unwieldy, oversized wangs and we they will no longer stand for it.

Besides, lets call this what it is. This language is dog whistle for Irish. No different than “Hooligan” or “Paddy Wagon.” The police wouldn’t have described anyone else’s ethnicity, but “small penis with low hanging testicles” is a dead giveaway for the stereotype of my people and must end.

From now on, the term should be  “rantallion. n. One whose scrotum is so relaxed as to be longer than his penis.” Next time someone goes around horrifying innocent people by flapping his dick at them for his own sexual gratification, the least the police can do is be polite about it.