Just A Canadian Mouse Tryin' To Get That Bread
A lot of animals are getting into the bread game & now one of the smallest is hopping on board (er, in bag?)… Friday evening & the little dude is still out there grindin’, gettin’ after it. Gotta respect that.
From The Spec:
Loblaws is apologizing to customers of a Main Street No Frills after the wide online circulation of photo of a mouse in a bag of bread at the store.
The picture of the tail end of a mouse — visible through the plastic bag surrounding a loaf of D’Italiano bread in a shopping cart — was posted on the news aggregation and discussion site Reddit Wednesday. It had attracted 180-plus comments as of the next day.
In a statement, Loblaws public relations director Karen Gumbs apologized to customers — but also assured them the city’s public health department checked out the No Frills location and has “no concerns.”
I don’t know what a Loblaws is but their PR people, along with D’Italiano, are probably not having the best time right now. As for the mouse, I feel like she put in the work to get access to the jackpot so I hope they let her go to town in there & live out her dream right up until the air runs out.
In closing (and 100% for story length purposes) here’s the top 5 bag-fulls of bread I’d like to get stuck in:
5) Monkey Bread
4) Soft Pretzels
3) Sourdough
2) Hoagie roll
1) Those Big ‘Ol Frozen Sticks Of Garlic Bread
Alright, it’s the weekend… Now it’s your time to get out there & be like the mouse.