Nets Fans Chanting "Jayson Tatum" At Markelle Fultz Was The Greatest Self-Own Ever
There are few things in sports better than a good chant. A big reason people pay money to watch other people play sports in person is so they can yell at strangers a million times more athletic than them while high fiving other strangers wearing the same color shirt. I get all that.
But you can’t, cannot, under any circumstances taunt Markelle Fultz with a Jayson Tatum chant if you are a Nets fan. It’s like me cracking fat jokes because someone grew a pair of love handles. Nets fans can call Fultz the Chuck Knoblauch of the NBA or yell “Yip” every time he shoots, especially on shots like this.
But the Jayson Tatum chirp is a toughhhhhhhhh look because, well, you know…
Then again, the Nets did get the Celtics pick last year. Who did they take with that pick again?
I can’t really even make fun of the Nets for being a dumb franchise since I am a fan of a team that mortgaged its future for Eddy Curry and just used the stretch provision on Joakim Noah’s 4 year, $72 million contract. But I will always make fun of stupid shit the Nets fans, owners, and marketing department does. That is my promise to you, the reader.
