Is No Nut November Actually A Thing?
Hold on a minute. Is this actually a thing? Or is it an internet thing? My theory is this is 99% an Internet thing but there are some people who take the Internet way too seriously and actually try to do this in real life. I see no reason No Nut November has to exist. Just do the no shave thing instead. Because when it comes down to it, whether you’re a squirrel, a student, or a cube monkey, everyone is just trying to get their nut. You shouldn’t have to sacrifice an entire month, nobody wins, especially you.
Listen to my friend Travis Barker:
Actually made me laugh out loud that he made sure to make the declaration on Twitter for all to know: “I TRAVIS BARKER WILL BE NUTTING UP A STORM THIS MONTH.”
So if you are participating in NNN, good luck to ya. May your mind be clear and your dreams be dry. Also, you’re dumb. But good luck.