Clickbait Smits Weekly Barstool Pageviews Update: I Think It's Time We Retire Before Someone's Livelihood Ends

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Hate to see it! Again! It was a doozy, too! A real barnburner for the first time in over 6 weeks! Why was it so close? Well, this was during a week Smitty was in Vegas getting content (an offer Nate declined), threw out his back in a hardo flag football video, did more Gametime streams (#RDR2 was one of the most watched live broadcasts in Barstool history), did the Snapchat show everyday, and went to Jacksonville for the brand! We couldn’t devote 100% of our time to PAGEVIEWS like some people! Nate just “blogs”, so why isn’t he crushing the PAGEVIEWS game above 6th place??? I have no idea! If you were to ask Nate this time 2 months ago he’d probably say he wasn’t working hard enough! Cause that’s all it takes! Hard work! Oh well! Maybe if people who say they grind on the weekend actually grind on the weekend they would overtake the greats!

Whoops! Here’s to another 6 weeks, nope, 600 years of “Working Harder”, pageviews, and JOKES! See how funny this bloodbath has become!??! OH THE HUMANITY…and humor!!!

PS – If only someone had apologized for being a dickbag like he did to some of his coworkers then it wouldn’t have gotten this deadly! Still a chance to sincerely come clean, but I think we’ll probably just end up with more disingenuous bullshit!

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