Hey Guys, Turns Out I Mislabeled An Elk

So we’re clear, I don’t give two shits about this. But apparently, it’s upsetting to my yeehaw followers so I’m posting a correction. In a Wednesday, October 25th Barstool Sports Snapchat story, I called this animal a deer:

Apparently, it’s an Elk. My bad. Though come on, if you honestly think I seem like the kind of girl who would know or care what an Elk is, you are very very wrong. Still, I got some strongly-worded responses to it:

Yikes! My bad! I read on Wikipedia that Elk are part of the Deer family. Basically, all elk are deer, but not all deer are elk. Technically, I wasn’t wrong! Technically, Moose are Deer! And if you’re the kind of person who sends DMs like that, you’re annoying and no one wants to be your friend. Okay, that’s all! In the future, if you’re considering sending me wildlife information, probably take a second to consider the fact that I do not care even a tiny, little bit. Also, calling another woman a “fucking idiot” probably makes other women look worse than a woman not knowing the minutiae of the deer vs elk dichotomy.   But you already knew that, doe.