A$AP Rocky Says He Used To Get Bullied During Orgies For Having A Small Dick

Source –  In an interview with Esquire, the 30-year-old rapper says that he often hosts group sex events at his Beverly Hills, Calif., home — which is decorated “in the style of Tim Burton and Wes Anderson” — on a fancy custom-designed “gigantic” bed that cost about $100,000 to make.

“The women that I’m around are into that free-spirited s–t like me,” he tells the mag. “And why not? Let’s smoke some good weed in the teepee and have a fun time!”

It turns out that orgies aren’t just something Rocky got into once he hit it big, but rather an activity he’s engaged in since his early teenage years.

“My first orgy was when I was in seventh grade,” he says. “ Our school was like three blocks away, and they used to let us out for lunch, for 45 minutes. The first time was in this apartment building. We took the elevator to the roof, and everybody put their coats on the ground. There were like five girls and 10 guys, and we all just took turns.”

First of all, kids in seventh grade are thirteen-years-old. THIRTEEN-YEARS-OLD! Do you know what I was doing when I was thirteen? Hanging out on one of these.

With one of of these.

For fun we would ride bikes and play manhunt. Occasionally, we’d take a shot of liquor and fork someone’s yard. That was it. If I had gone to my buddy’s house and walked in on a fifteen-person orgy my brain would’ve exploded. I wasn’t sheltered by any stretch of the imagination, sex just wasn’t on my radar. That, and if someone saw my dick at thirteen I would’ve killed myself. No wonder A$AP’s still telling the story twenty-years later; he’s traumatized.

“And hopefully you didn’t have a little d—k because they’re going to tease you,” he says. “At that time, I wasn’t the biggest guy, but come on, cut me some slack, I was in the seventh grade! F–king bullies!”

I want to grab him like Robin Williams grabbed Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting and tell him it’s not his fault.

Everyone has a sub-par wiener at that age. That’s why he’s still having orgies today, because he wants the validation he never got all those years ago. Poor guy. Hopefully he’s able to find what he’s looking for. It’s not your fault, A$AP.