Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

North Carolina – Emma Costner, 25, was charged with two counts of having sex with a student following an investigation by North Carolina police.

It is alleged the Crest High School educator had sex with a 17-year-old pupil at the school.

An investigation was launched after the student’s parents notified officers about the allegations.

Cleveland County Sheriff Jon Wright said: “About a week ago, we received notification from the victim’s parents.

“They suspected their daughter was having an inappropriate relationship with a member of the Crest High School staff.”

Ouch. That was going along really smoothly. Here we were, merging onto the Sex Scandal Teacher highway and getting ready to floor it when we hit that pothole. The word “daughter.” That one blew the tire out, threw our front end all out of alignment and skidded us onto the shoulder of the road.

After all these years and all these grades of all these  weirdo teachers, I still don’t know what to do with these lesbian ones. I want to be equal opportunity and don’t want to discriminate but then I also want to treat them like men teachers but then I’m not really sure about that. It’s a quandary inside a dilemma wrapped in a warm conundrum shell. Given the peculiar times we’re living in, I think I’ll just leave Emma Costner here and let you make your own judgments.

 The Grades:
Looks: I will give her this though.
Grade: A-

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Pass.
Grade: Incomplete.

Intangibles: Pass.
Grade: Incomplete.

Overall: Incomplete. Hard pass.

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