LaMelo Ball Is Out Here Slapboxing Fools During International Basketball Games
Look at LaMelo Ball not only represent America on the court by getting buckets but also defend it’s honor by swiping at some big Drago looking motherfucker for (probably) talking shit about Lady Liberty herself and slapping a Lithuanian silly, which is as disrespectful as it gets.
You can call the Ball family many things, but they are true patriots and as American as apple pie. LaVar built a family business using nothing but his brain and balls that has since become an international sensation. Lonzo has the perfect game to ensure that his teammates will get their buckets on fast breaks and rebounds on his jump shots which will lead to better contracts for as long as he is in The Association. LiAngelo was trying to bankrupt China’s economy one pair of stolen designer sunglasses at a time. And LaMelo is slap boxing giant Lithuanians during whatever International Friendly nonsense the JBA is pumping out. Hit’em with the sound drop LaVar!
Now I’m sure Teddy Atlas would say that LaMelo’s fighting form stinks if you can call those punches/slaps fighting. But I choose to say that LaMelo fights like an NBA player. Some slapboxing while he fades away before telling his teammates to “Hold me back”.
TL;DR- LaMelo Ball: Confirmed future NBA star.