ANNOUNCEMENT: Smitty Led The League In Pageviews For A Second Straight Week #Skyrocketing

Skyrockets in flight – PEWWWWW! Pageyviews delight!!!

Well, well, well. Something certainly awakened a sleeping giant. A force of nature that cares about one thing, and one thing only: PAGEVIEWS. Does anybody regret creating the destructive, soulless monster known as CBS? After basically doubling, I repeat, DOUBLING a certain somebody in Pageviews in the last recorded blog week, I’m gonna say maybe. But then again, dead bodies can’t have regrets.

The best (actually worst) part for Barstool Sports? We’ve officially caught the bug. I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more PAGEVIEWS. People have asked how long I (and CBS) can keep up this pace. To that I answer…forever. It’s legit an addiction at this point. I can’t stop. I won’t stop. Crushing Pageviews and creating original, viral content on the regular (the vid below was released last night and already going bananas – Subscribe to Gametime on YouTube here) are the most powerful drugs known to man. And ya know what? It’s all in the name of righteousness. That includes posting one of the most read blogs of the week on a Saturday night exclusively in defense of what’s right…and maybe a little bit of spite. Here Here for the Pageviews!

PS – Alexis Ren hasn’t posted on IG in over 72 hours. CBS be like…