Cleveland Signs Rex Grossman, Continues Streak As Hottest Sports City On Planet Earth

Fucking Cleveland, just scooping up all the star athletes. Johnny Football, Lebron, Kevin Love and now the Sex Cannon? Save some for the rest of us guys. I just can’t wait until Rex gets in this season after Hoyer tears his ACL again and Johnny Football gets hurt from an ill advised scramble. Tiny handed fumbles, interceptions, and beautiful deep balls that make you wonder if Rex Grossman could actually be a legit NFL Starter (he can’t). That’s just Sex Cannon life. You take the good with the bad and there will be a lot of bad.

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Oh and if Cleveland didn’t already have enough going on, the 2014 Gay Games opening ceremony was last night. Northeast Ohio, Sports capital of the world.