Breaking! We've Got A Good Old Fashioned "Sir Off"

Folks….we got a good old fashioned Sir Off! Seriously I fucking love this guy. He goes out of the way to tag us to let us know he is deleting a retweet and then gets all crotchety when I congratulate him for his service. He says he is proactively shutting off his filters like he’s suddenly under attack. Bro maybe don’t go out of your way to tag us and draw our attention about undoing a retweet nobody knew you tweeted in the first place if you don’t want us to respond? I fucking love the internet. Everybody has lost their god damn minds. It’s a gutter war in Moscow! Sir I demand an apology sir!

PS - This reminds me of the Boom off. What a time to be alive