Michael Jackson Used To Piss All Over The Floors Of His House And Roll Around In Poop According To His Old Maids

(Source) He was the King of Poop. Neverland’s manicured lawns and fairy-tale facade masked a house of horrors and madness, five of Michael Jackson’s maids revealed to The Post. “Michael sometimes ran around where the animals were, and he’d track .?.?. poop throughout the house and think nothing of it,” Maid No.?1 recalled. “Then, if you said something, he’d threaten to make doo-doo snowballs and throw it at you.” When Oprah Winfrey visited the Los Olivos, California, ranch for an interview in 1993, it was pristine. Floors were waxed, walls scrubbed and windows power-washed.

It was after she, guest Elizabeth Taylor and TV crews left the next morning that the real Jacko appeared. “He literally peed on the floor of the entryway, right where you saw Oprah walk in. It was surreal. He just stood there, unzipped his trousers and watered the floor,” Maid No. 2 said. Jackson had been relatively clean and orderly up until 1993, when 13-year-old Jordan Chandler became the first child to publicly accuse Jacko of molestation. The accusations sent Jacko into a stupor, with the singer checking into drug rehabilitation in Switzerland and hiding out overseas until attorney Johnnie Cochran secured a guarantee from the Los Angeles district attorney that he would not be arrested upon his return to the States.

Jacko would object to his sheets being changed. “There were many times I had to sneak in and change his linen. I couldn’t understand how he’d sleep in such filth,” Maid No. 2 said. “There’d be socks and underpants in the bed and half-eaten chicken and potato chips, empty bottles of wine and whiskey on the floor. ‘Michael was a messed-up and depraved drug addict. He was twisted.’ “And you knew he wet himself — the place reeked.” Maid No. 3 said Jacko’s bed, as well as a sofa in the living room, once became infested with bedbugs. “He said, ‘Get them the hell out of here. Call the exterminator,’?” she recalled. “He said we should do a better job, and he said he knew that we came from poor countries so we were used to bedbugs, but he couldn’t live with them. “Everybody he brought in to clean, and sometimes we’d even get cleaning services to come in for the extra help. Everybody was repulsed. His bedroom smelled horrible. If everyone else was like me, they hated going in there.” After Jacko had son Prince in 1997, he began confining his squalor to his own bedroom, she said. “But, not too long afterwards, it was, ‘Here we go again, this man is ungodly.’

First of all, nothing, and I really mean nothing about Michael Jackson would surprise me. He truly was one of the weirdest people to ever walk the earth. A black person from Gary Indiana who turned into a white person with an attachable nose, a house that doubled as an amusement park, a vicious drug habit, and an army of children he had sleepovers with every night. Yeah, that guy really can’t have anything “shocking” revealed about his life. But, with that said, even if MJ was a seemingly normal celebrity I still wouldn’t think this is a big deal. This is sort of like the Jerry Jones hooker situation last week. If you’re wildly rich, worth millions and millions of dollars, regular rules and social norms don’t apply to you. That’s just how it works. If you have all the money in the world you’re allowed to piss on your floor, and eat food in your bed and threaten people with doo-doo snowballs. That’s your right as a rich person. Your money makes you better than everyone else. So fuck these maids for breaking the rich person/poor person pact. Total disrespect for how the real world works. Rich people shit their pants and poor people wipe their ass. That’s metaphorically and literally speaking. Just because your the poor person to actually have to do the wiping doesn’t mean you get to complain.

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This part made me laugh.

The maid said Jacko watched in disgust as Spielberg got a Los Angeles Film Critics award in the 1990s.“It was crazy. He turned into his favorite ‘Twilight Zone’ character, and his eyes kind of bugged out, and he went into this crazy trance, pointing his finger at the television screen and saying, ‘You’re a bad man, a very bad man,’?” she said, referring to the famed TV series’ character of Anthony Fremont, a boy who “wishes away” anyone who displeases him. “At first, I thought he’d bust out laughing or something or that he was playing around, but it changed his entire mood. He was dead serious.” Instead of banishing his foe to a cornfield, as Anthony did, Jacko would wish Spielberg into “Jew hell,” the maid said.