Does Dr. Pepper Not Realize That Lacrosse Is The Sport Of The Future?
I’m not sure if this Dr. Pepper commercial has been out for a while now or not but today was the first time I saw it. And I have to say… what in the actual fucking heck, Dr. Pepper? “Soccer is a gateway sport. Next thing you know you’re going to be watching lacrosse”. Uhhhh hey, jabronis. Do you idiots not know that lacrosse is the fastest growing sport in America? You may be laughing now while CFB is top dog but the gap is closing and it’s closing FAST. I can guarantee you that in 5 years people are going to be more interested in a Florida State vs Syracuse lacrosse game than they would be in that game from earlier today. And as soon as one SEC school decides to go DI? Well it’s over for you bitches. So yeah, enjoy these moments while you still can because soon enough they’ll be having gameday shows for college lacrosse and people won’t forgot what side of history Dr. Pepper decided to be on. People. Don’t. Forget. Now excuse me while I go enjoy a delicious ice cold can of Pibb Xtra.
P.S. – By the looks of your kid, he was born to be a lacrosse player anyway. That’s just shitty parenting.