This Recap Video Of The 2017 NFL Season Hits Like A Shot Of Adrenaline To The Chest Of NFL Fans

Well I don’t know about you guys, but I have goosebumps in places I didn’t know I could get them and I am ready to run through a fucking wall even though my team’s 2017 season was a three-ring circus and tonight’s opening game will be a 3 hour circle jerk of Eagles fans celebrating their team winning the Super Bowl. But that video was an awesome, evolutionary version of those old school NFL Films videos mixed with music that would fit in perfectly on the Inception soundtrack. I’m not a cinema buff, but some of those shots with the perfectly edited music may have made it move. I bet there were in shots there that the NFL didn’t even know existed almost like when YP went out and created a music video about Barstool’s history better than we could have despite him never setting foot in Milton.

That video was also a reminder of just how fucking crazy the NFL season is. The Patriots opened the season by having train run on them by the Chiefs, Eddie Lacy was actually an active player on the Seahawks, the Texans played that crazy game with the Seahawks while losing JJ Watt AND DeShaun Watson in a months time, Jimmy G whipped out his likely very handsome dick the last few months of the season, millions of hearts were ripped out of fans chests in January, and the Super Bowl never happened because if you watch anything from the 12 minute mark on, your computer gets a virus. Just trust me on that. After hearing all about Nikes, the anthem, the ratings, the rules, and all that other stuff, I cannot WAIT to see what the next 5+ months have in store for football fans on the field starting with kickoff tonight.