Have You Ever Been So Mad At Someone That You Poured A Bucket Of Piss On Their Car?
CBS- A Thousand Oaks man who police say dumped urine on an elderly man’s car in an apparent neighbor dispute faced vandalism charges Friday. The incident occurred Aug. 22 on the 2800 block of Amber Wood Place, where deputies say the victim discovered someone had poured urine on his SUV, according to the Thousand Oaks Police Department.
The victim told detectives that he was unable to remove all the urine from his vehicle “due to it getting into the interior of the vehicle and causing damage.” Investigators later found that a similar previous incident occurred at the victim’s house, where they say “a large amount of urine was poured” on the victim’s front doormat. The estimated total damage caused to the victim’s vehicle was approximately $2,000, authorities said.
After reviewing home surveillance video, detectives identified James Eddy Pierson as a suspect and served a search warrant at Pierson’s home, where detectives say they found evidence linking Pierson to the vandalism. They also found evidence investigators believe indicates Pierson may be a methamphetamine user.
Look, I am not one to tell people how to settle their beefs. If someone wrongs you to the point that you feel the need for vengeance, serve that dish of revenge as hot or cold as you want. If you see a handicap sticker on the car, that may deter you. But I guess some people with handicap stickers can be jerks in need of some comeuppance as well. For all I know, the guy with the white car is someone that rolls his wheelchair over peoples toes on purpose and punches babies just because he’s an asshole. The point is I’m not here to judge.
However, pissing in a bucket and pouring it on someone’s car just seems like a lot of unnecessary legwork. A bucket full of liquid is always heavier than it seems, never pours out as easily at it seems it should, and can splash all over you in transit or while dumping if you aren’t careful. This guy clearly took some piss shrapnel to his legs all because he wanted to instill some vigilante justice without thinking it out first. And lets not forget that this guy is now down a bucket because nobody wants to use piss bucket for stuff other than piss-related activities. No amount of soap and water will ever wash away the stigma of that bucket carrying the brown piss of a clearly dehydrated man. If you want to make your point and soaking a car with piss is the only to do it, wait until your bladder is full enough so you have a stream with enough power and just piss on the car the old fashioned way. Simple, efficient, and bucket friendly. Or just shit on their car because we all know that a dookie and run is a full measure to the half measure of pouring a bucket of piss on something.
As for the meth allegations, I am not sure if this guy uses or not. But based on the trusty Texas Longhorns piss chart, I think it’s pretty safe to say he needs to mix in a water and is a BAD GUY!!!
