This Is A Video Of Connor McDavid
So you guys know how Connor McDavid is the best hockey player in the world and everything like that? Yeah well I guess I have a little good news/bad news type of situation here. It’s the same news either way but determining if it’s good or bad will depend on how Connor McDavid impacts your life. Because it would appear that the best hockey player in the world is on a mission this summer to get even better. Which is kinda fucked up if you ask me. Here is is at BioSteel Camp working with some of the finest silk known to man. He’s said that he wants to score more goals this season and considering he went from 30 goals to 41 goals last season, I guess he has at least 60 on the mind this year.
And he also said he wants to get faster.
The fastest skater in the world getting even faster? This is fine.
This is where the Edmonton Oilers are really blasting everybody in the ass. Because the longer they suck, the better Connor McDavid is going to get. Kid had 41 goals and 108 points last season and those bags of shit still couldn’t even get into the playoffs. If the Oilers make the playoffs last year, that gives Connor McDavid 2 Art Ross Trophies and 2 Hart Trophies in his first 3 seasons in the league. Instead, his season ended in the beginning of April and he had to watch Tom fucking Wilson win a Stanley Cup. So what’s his only option? To get even bigger, even stronger, even faster, to just become the most dominant son of a bitch the world has ever seen. And it’s all Edmonton’s fault because if they were even a halfway competent organization, Connor McDavid’s 108 points would be enough to get them into the playoffs and he’d be perfectly content with where he’s at. He wouldn’t feel the need to get better, he’d just keep doing what he’s doing. But if 108 points isn’t going to cut it? Then I guess he has to get 150. And if that doesn’t do the trick? Then I guess he’ll just have to be the only person besides Gretzky to ever score 200 in a season. I hope you’re happy, Edmonton. Selfish pricks.
Sidenote: it’s sick that Connor McDavid had back-to-back 100 point seasons but this is one of those moments where you’re blown away by how goddamn unreal Gretzky was. Dude had 200+ points in 3 straight year from ’83-86. Out of the top 10 most points in an NHL season, Wayne Gretzky has 8 of them. Mario Lemieux has the other 2.