Post Malone Lands Perfectly In The Most Anti-Climatic Ending To His Plane Saga

I’ve never seen a smoother landing in my life! I mean look at this:

We were expecting sparks, fireworks, people jumping down the inflatable slide in mass panic, Post Malone running off the plane on fire with a Bud Lite in one hand and a bag of weed in the other.

Instead we got a smoother landing than Spirit Airlines could ever dream of. Just a little less tire pressure than normal. That’s it. The world was in a frenzy planning candlelight vigils for Post, and all they needed was a quick air pump. That landing was more underwhelming that his last album. Boom, roasted.

So now we have to wonder- publicity stunt or not? The world waits to see if he drops a new mix tape tomorrow.