Don't You Just Hate It When Your Son Jumps Into Bed Looking For A Hug And Breaks Your Penis?

New York Post – A dad who took Viagra to boost his sex life snapped his penis after his son jumped on his bed for a morning hug.

The 36-year-old went to a hospital two days after suffering the eye-watering injury, complaining of swelling, pain and a “deformed” penis.

The night before the injury happened, he had taken 100 milligrams of the erectile dysfunction drug, the normal dosage for someone having difficulty performing.

He decided to go to sleep in the hope it would go down overnight, but later his child ran in for a morning cuddle and “mistakenly fell over his erect penis,” causing it to snap.

He developed “sudden severe pain” in his penis.

Upon examination, doctors at King George’s Medical University in India noticed an “eggplant deformity” on the man’s member and noted he had fractured his penis.

Thoughts and prayers to this guy’s dick. What an unfortunate turn of events. One minute you’re throwing back a few Viagra in anticipation of a glorious night filled with hours of hot, sweaty intercourse and perhaps even some delicious naan bread in between sessions to sustain energy levels, next thing you know you’re on your way to the hospital with a ruptured penis because you’re little sissy of a son can’t start his day without a hug from daddy.

As a man who in fact has a penis, I’ll say even reading this story almost had me running to the bathroom to confirm everything I’m packing is still intact. I won’t go so far as to say I live in constant fear of breaking my dick, but I’ve definitely considered just how painful it would be, both physically and mentally.

Moving forward, let us all use this story as a learning experience. I’m not here to shame anyone. If you need to take Viagra or Cialis or something like that to achieve an erection, that’s fine. Whatever works for you. I support it.

Let us simply remember what they always say at the end of those famous Viagra commercials…

If you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, keep your son the FUCK out of your bed.