Gay As A Goose In A Gutter: 1937 Insults Are Primed For A Comeback, Ya Ballocky Bill The Sailor

I’m a sucker for old insults and some of these absolutely need to make a return. I have a few questions though. What’s the deal with making fun of ole Bill’s testicles? Seems mean, in my opinion. One cant help the size of his testicles. Well, at least in the 1930s you couldn’t. Now you can do all sorts of wild shit to your nuts.

Wanna make em large as an ostrich’s egg? Go ahead. See the doctor and they’ll be as round as your head lickety-split. In the 1930s though, you had what you were given by the world and that really made it a simpler time minus the world war that was brewing all over the globe. Except for large-scale war on nearly every continent, the 1930s were a simple and peaceful time.

As a disclaimer: I’ll be using fuck-pig, shitten look, and shit through one’s teeth. Please note that I will be using these terms in only a historical sense and not as a means to insult another. If we don’t use language, we lose it. I’d be a fuck-beggar if I allowed that to happen on my watch.