This Tiger Roar May Be The Loudest Noise Ever Recorded

I heard that from New York… and my windows are closed. That woke up Helen Keller. I read that that sent people in California running to their earthquake shelters. Don’t know if earthquake shelters are a thing but I read that they’re running there. That’s just what I read.

Tiger Woods is bringing the fucking house down in St. Louis.

LET’S. GO.