Ruin Tomorrow Jr. And The Phils Lining Up Fernando Tatis On Twitter

this is getting out of hand pic.twitter.com/PVj03iIhK8

— Fernando Tatis (@FTatis23) February 12, 2014

“Hey, this guy once hit 2 grand salamis in one inning back in ’99? Bet he’s still got some pop left in that bat.”

-Ruben Amaro

Is this fake? Probably. I say only probably because there’s no way I’m 100% sure this isn’t how the Philadelphia Phillies have been signing back baseball’s retirees. And that makes me so sad inside as a die-hard Phils fan you will find me crying in the shower until Playoff Hockey starts.

Don’t even try to humor us, Fernando. MS Paint with Big Cat.