Two Little League Parents Fight, Try To Use MMA Moves, Fail Miserably

Love this. If you’re not talking shit to the losing team at your son’s little league game, you’re not a loving parent. “Hey second place ain’t bad.” So simple, so effective. Made that bulldog in the grey shirt see red. Both guys were totally up for it, too. No questions asked, no shit-talking, just meet me on the other side of the fence and we’ll get it on. It’s a shame that fence was so long. Poor guy had to jog so far to find an opening that he was tuckered out by the time he met the dad.

This is what it looks like when two guys with no MMA experience ring the bell and do their best to recreate moves they’ve studied on YouTube but have never tried in the real world. In just 10 seconds, we saw grappling, leg sweeps, and thigh kicks. It’s the kind of matchup where these two guys could have fought for 45 minutes but they both would have walked away without a scratch. Nobody was at any risk of injury whatsoever. They simply cancelled each other out by fighting with the same exact style. Total pillow fight. Adorable.

But without a doubt, my favorite character was the black guy who was trying to break it all up:

“Police is coming!”

“Where?”

You can actually see the moment where he thinks… should I leave? Did I do anything wrong? Dude was playing peacemaker the entire time but he still has to run through his checklist of culpability. Meanwhile, you’ve got wives and girlfriends screaming “fuck that motherfucker,” adding fuel to the fire. I don’t know where this took place but I have a few guesses. Probably a place that doesn’t get much snow in the winter.

The one person I hated was the guy filming. Normally we applaud the courageous cameramen who document fights like this. But his motives were entirely misplaced. He was shooting for evidence, not for the sake of sharing a comical scuffle with the internet. Shut up, you narc.