This 6-Year-Old Kid Is Already The Best Running Back On The Planet
Well it looks like someone finally used a 3D printer to create a 99 overall Madden player in real life. That kid has the moves of Barry, the speed of CJ2K, and the ability to make his opponents look silly by literally running circles around them of Tecmo Bo. I have watched countless hours of highlight mixtapes of college running backs and nobody touches the film of Rudolph Ingram that went viral this week. Excuse me, Rudolph “Blaze” Ingram. Kid even has a perfect, unique nickname already.
I don’t think any of those kids even got close to touching Blaze’s flags let alone ripping one off. You have parents yelling at their own kids to stay in their lanes like it would have made an iota of difference and the cameraman dropping a casual “What the fuck?” as kids crash into each other like those two Vikings during Mike Vick’s game-winning run from back in the day. The only reason all those defenders didn’t end up rolling on the ground with torn ACLs is because I’m pretty sure their ACLs haven’t fully developed in their knees yet. Poor red mohawk kid was put into a blender more times than pina colada mix at Portnoy’s Nantucket house during the month of July and looked more helpless out there than Darren Rovell does anytime he steps foot on a basketball court. And on top of all that, Rudolph has already got the highest compliment possible from LeBron.
#SHEESH indeed.
Any NFL GM worth their salt should be rifling through the NFL rule book trying to figure out some sort of Red Auerbach loophole that will allow them to draft Rudolph in the next draft and stash him on their roster for the next decade or so. Blaze shouldn’t be forced to pay to play football in Pop Warner, play for free in high school, or be run into the ground by a college coach in exchange for room, board, some books, a bunch of classes, and a meal card. He should be allowed to go pro tomorrow.
We first met guys like LeBron, Bryce, and Zion when they were teenagers. And now thanks to the internet and cell phones, we now know the name of the next great running back when he’s 6. Pick him in the first round of your dynasty fantasy leagues and force your commissioner to tell you that you can’t draft a 6-year-old kid that is locked to be a superstar.
And it’s not just Rudolph’s game film that’s impressive. His track performance and workout videos are nuts too.
I’m pretty sure Blaze would win the Barstool Combine. Not on points, either. But a clean sweep of all of the events. 40, shuttle drill, vertical, and bench press. Granted the only person he would have to truly compete against would be Francis. But I still would put my money on Blaze. Tell the people at the Pro Football Hall of Fame to start working on his bust for the 2055 induction after Ray Lewis’ speech/sermon tonight. Because Rudolph Ingram is a lock to make Canton.