Kudos to This SST Who Gave BJs to a Student but Keeps Her Teaching License

Source – A Bronx public school teacher has admitted she performed oral sex on a 14-year-old boy on “multiple occasions and in multiple locations” — but will not have to go to prison or surrender her teaching license.

Dori Myers, 29, a social studies teacher at The New School for Leadership and the Arts in Kingsbridge [and] wife of a Rockland County sheriff’s officer, entered her plea in Manhattan Supreme Court on Wednesday, a day sooner than scheduled — thus letting her avoid the glare of the news media.

Prosecutors requested that Justice Michael Orbus sentence Myers to two years in prison and order that she surrender her New York state teaching certificate.

Instead, Orbus promised to give her 10 years’ probation.

Defense lawyer Andrew Stoll … asked the judge not to make her give up her license, according to a court transcript obtained by The Post.

“There is a possibility that she could teach adults now or in the future and we want to preserve that possibility,” Stoll said. “She still is a talented teacher and has those skills, and I don’t see any reason to destroy her ability to make a living and to contribute to society in a positive way.”

Well this is a great day for Sex Scandal Teachers the world around. No longer need they live in fear that getting caught giving multiple blowjibbers to one of your teenage students will mean your teaching days are over. You can still use your talents to contribute to society in a positive way, thanks to the bold, pioneering work by this little trailblazer, Dori Myers.

Here’s what I wrote about her back in January, complete with the tank tops that stole the show that day:

Please note that when this was written, it was strongly implied there was anal involved.

The Grades:
Looks: She’s not elite by any means, but she’s absolutely above average. I think it’s fair to call her a poor man’s Katy Mixon, halfway between her Eastbound & Down period and her American Housewifeperiod. And as always, the glasses upgrade her a lot. I like.
Grade: B

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: What can any of us say about a teacher who’s willing to put butt stuff in play in order to achieve SST greatness? Of course it’s disturbing that she’s be offering that up to a kid who’s technically barely allowed to watch TV-14 programming by himself. And maybe that’s something a growing young man should have to aspire to. But it’s enough to earn Dori a
Grade: A

Intangibles: I’m sure there’s a Finding Dori line here someplace, but I’m not willing to work that hard. Instead I want her next tank to say “DAY DRINKING MAKES ME HORNY FOR ANAL.”
Grade: A

Overall: B+

Congratulations, Dori. You were already a strong candidate for the end of the year SST All Star Team. But keeping your career going after this makes you a mortal lock. It’s good to be the wife of a sheriff. Here’s to a long and illustrious career of blowing your adult students.