Carson Wentz Got It On In The Hotel Fitness Center During His Honeymoon

Ooooooo baby. Get it, Ginger. Get it. Carson Wentz just channelling that old school Arnold when he’s feeling Da Pamp.

Obviously Carson Wentz wasn’t knocking boots in the fitness center. I think. The guy does offseason Skype Bible sessions for fuck’s goodness sake. Carson Wentz is as good of a boy as a non-canine can get. Public sex in the fitness center is blasphemous PDA that would require a penance of a few dozen Rosaries and maybe even a few lashes, just to make sure God stops crying. The Missionary position was named that way for a reason. However, there is no doubt in my mind Carson Wentz was going over the playbook instead of thinking about “Baseball” trying to keep things calm. A football guy through and through.

Oh, and Wentz is becoming a gameday wedding ring guy joining the likes of Andy Dalton, Derrick Carr, Ryan Fitzpatrick, and Kirk Cousins. Whatever makes Ginger Jesus happy during his resurrection. Here’s to a full season and a guaranteed MVP.