Training Camp Starts Today So Naturally We Have Jason Kelce Leading The Philadelphia Orchestra On The Sax

FOOTBALL!!! Well, kind of. Training camp technically starts today so Jason Kelce gets his lungs warmed up with a little baritone sax and the acclaimed Philadelphia Orchestra. There was so much rushing and dragging that if Terrance Fletcher were there he’d call everyone a cocksuckers before stabbing a child to death with his baton, but what a scene. Carless Whisper us next, please. And get ready for another hell of a fun year.

Other training camp news & notes:

– The Eagles are Super Bowl Champions.

– The Eagles release WR Marquiss Wilson and sign former Raven WR Kamar Aiken.

– Carson Wentz is on the PUP training camp list which means…nothing. He can’t practice right this second, so they put him on the list. By all accounts he could be back at any time and will be ready to start opening Thursday night.

– The Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl Champions.

Stay hungry, young dogs.

PS – YES. Akin to the Scots invading Northern England and sacking York.