This Is The Smartest Thing I've Ever Ordered And It's Not Even Close

So a lot of people probably expecting me to list some expensive elaborate item as the best thing I’ve ordered from Amazon.com. Wrong. And you’re probably expecting me to lead with the best thing I’ve ever ordered. Wrong. Above is the second best and smartest thing I’ve ever ordered and it’s a golf brush. If you want to hole out with your wedges like me you need some English and you get English with clean grooves. That’s not an opinion that’s just science. Don’t stumble around like a clown with dirt all over your golf clubs. Go to Amazon.com and get a brush so your grooves remain clean and you can hole out for eagles and birdies like me.

Now, the smartest things I’ve ever ordered are these sneaker ball shoe fresheners. Nothing tricks people into thinking you don’t have disgusting, smelly feet like these things. Magic makers.

Go to Amazon. Get cool stuff. It’s Amazon Prime Day.

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