The Guy Who Bought Gawker For Chump Change Is A Self Serving Misogynist (Gawker’s Words Not Mine) BHAHAAHAHAHA!

(Reuters) - U.S. entrepreneur Bryan Goldberg, the owner of websites Bustle, Elite Daily and The Zoe Report, has prevailed in the bankruptcy auction for Gawker.com with a $1.35 million bid, people familiar with the matter said on Thursday.

Previous Quotes From Gawker/Deadspin About Their New Daddy

Bryan Goldberg is the 30 year-old founder of Bleacher Report, an enormously popular sports site written by and for idiots. His new project is Bustle.com, a website for women. Bryan Goldberg is not a smart man. He mocks himself far better than his critics ever could.

Bleacher Report, which Goldberg sold for $200 million, is little more than a deluge of barely-literate clickbait crapola written by poorly compensated schlubs. (Not to be confused with Gawker Media, where we are fairly compensated.)

Bryan Goldberg, you clueless scamp. Sure, you may be a living example of the tech world’s fundamental unfairness to women.

When Bryan Goldberg interviewed himself on PandoDaily about the $6.5 million he received to launch Bustle, a website for women that “puts world news and politics alongside beauty tips,” Bryan Goldberg neglected to ask Bryan Goldberg a crucial question: Why would the cofounder of a spammy sports site want to speak to a female audience? Goldberg offered a lot of smoke and funhouse mirrors that exposed his lack of due diligence about his competitors (“What’s unreal is how neglected and underserved the women’s publishing business has become”), his condescending estimation about the kind of news women like to read (apparently, sites like Politico and TechCrunch are for men), and his piss poor attitude as the founder of a purportedly feminist publication (“Knowing the difference between mascara, concealer, and eye-liner is not my job.”)

Oh man. You just hate to see it. You just hate to see it! This may ruin my vacation! But just to show the man I am and the heart that I have I will hire Laura Wagner on the spot. She can be our ombudsman. Total editorial control. She can say whatever she wants about me and Barstool.  She can keep us honest.  Why? Because Love. That’s why.

PS – I made the video before I knew they sold for 1.3 million.   1.3 million!!!!!!!!!!    BHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s how much I could rent my Nantucket house out for a week!!!!     I wish I was at this auction.  I could have bought them no questions asked.   I lose more than that during March Madness.    It’s literally worthless.   Unreal..