Old Dude In His Tighty Whities Gets Very Sexual At The Public Pool

I’m sorry for the s-word in the title, but this dude is the epitome of sex. When you look it up in the dictionary, you see this man.

I mean, I’m just speaking scientifically at this point. He’s focused. He’s zoned in. He is in his tighty whities and knows he’s looking good. I wish I could say a bad thing about him, but when he dips low to get his junk all wet, and then bounces back up to give a show that would make Magic Mike blush to the people on the other side of the pool, all you can do is applaud.

And for that, I must give him my highest honor:

#Re2pect