Nothing To See Here, Just A Maniac Riding On The Outside Of A Subway Train

What a perfect video to describe New York City. Time is money and money is time. If the doors to one of those freak factories close directly in your face, you have two choices: Either wait for the next train on the platform that can be delayed for a million different reasons like an absolute chump or ride on the outside of the speeding train in a tunnel that is dark and full of terrors like an absolute lunatic. And our hero chose B. Scared money don’t make money. That maniac paid a whole $2.75 for a journey in that maze of misery and he was going to get to his destination ASAP even if it killed him. In fact, falling off and instantly dying is likely a much better fate than falling off, staying alive, and being devoured by the rat armies and/or mole people that live in between subway stations.

Meanwhile our friend in the Mets hat and the Tune Squad shirt couldn’t have cared less like every other New Yorker with a brain. Stare ahead at your phone and pray to God nobody interacts with you. You think that kid gives a shit that he has front row seats to a potential death taking place directly over his shoulder? Hell no. He roots for two of the biggest underdog franchises known to man. Yeah both teams experienced of the biggest miracles in sports history. But the Mets are in the midst of declining back to another decade of misery while the Tune Squad has lived in the lottery since Michael Jordan returned to the NBA in 1995. When you live in this fucked up city and are a fan of those two teams, watching someone risk life and limb to save five minutes doesn’t really move the needle.

Nothing will ever top the swagger of the GOAT outside subway rider though. Mean mugging the camera the entire time before likely eating the cameraman’s face off once the doors opened at the next stop because he was 100000% a zombie.