Little Horny Dude Gives Speech At Local Council Meeting Asking The Town To Legalize Happy Ending Massages

We JUST celebrated Independence Day.  We did NOT fight the British and chase them out of our land only to be left without the right for licensed masseurs to give genital massages.   (So long as the client and masseur both agree to it.)

I mean we let proctologists spend their days fingering men and sticking things up their anus.  Why aren’t we letting our local young Asian women rub down our dicks with some warm oil and a gentle up down stroking motion?

They’re trying to make a living just like the rest of us.  And we both know we’re leaving a bigger tip after getting our cranks yanked.

Pass Ordinance 9324!  Pass Ordinance 9324!  License Bodywork practitioners to jerk us off!

PS,

Awww yeah brother.

FINALLY someone stands up and says what needs to be said.   That’s a dude who knows his way around a Nuru studio.

[h/t Reddit “Cum Town” - “Cumboy tries to make happy endings legal in town hall meeting (vimeo.com)- submitted 1 day ago by ParkingPandas]