An Earthquake In Japan Caused Tons Of Damage But Worst Of All Uncovered This Guy's Anime Porn Stash To His Mom

Daily Mail- A Japanese anime fan was embarrassed when a recent earthquake revealed their stash of erotic artwork to their mother. The quake in Osaka caused damage to homes, throwing shelves and furniture into disarray and uncovering one person’s collection of magazines. The owner wrote on Twitter: ‘Because of the earthquake, the erotic fanzines I’d stashed away were exposed to my mum!’ The tweet went viral with other users commenting that it was a ‘nightmare’ and that they should have kept them locked away, Sora News 24 reported. One user wrote: ‘You never know when this might happen so you have to be prepared. And another reportedly said: ‘I don’t know who this was worse for – you or your mum.’ Other anime fans suffered damage to their collections, with one sharing a picture of a decapitated figurine.

Well sure, that’s embarrassing. It’s every kid’s nightmare that their mom is gonna catch them looking at porn and I guess it’s more embarrassing when it’s anime porn. I’m not saying it’s more embarrassing or making any sort of judgements on anime porn. That’s society. Society is saying it’s more embarrassing to be caught with boxes-full of anime porn. Not me.

But that article really buried the lead here (I know it’s technically “lede” but it should be lead and everybody knows it). The headline should be that this kid still has physical porn. That’s psychotic behavior in 2018. He might’ve revealed his porn to his mom but he also revealed to the world that he’s a crazy person. There’s simply no reason to have boxes and boxes of porn anymore. There is a truly unlimited amount on the internet. I’ve never looked but I bet there’s TONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS of anime porn on there. I actually know there is because there’s always a giant anime dude fucking a tiny anime girl on the sides of the sites I scroll. It’s out there. I’m sure there’s an element of nostalgia attached to having physical porn but it’s time to get with times. This whole thing could’ve been avoided.