New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Trailer Released And Your Childhood Continues To Die A Slow Death

I’m going to see this because I have to, but that doesn’t mean I’ll like it. If you grew up in the 90’s the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were your childhood. They were everything. So this feels weird. It feels forced and unnecessary. Some things are just meant to live in the past and this is one of them. Not to mention one of the defining characteristics of the Turtles cartoon and movies was that they were badasses yet still funny, no chance this movie has any real humor in it. None. Don’t fix what isn’t broken.

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If you aren’t a Raphael guy I don’t want to know you. Cool but rude till I die.