President Trump Makes Canadian Prime Minister His Little Bitch With A History Lesson For The Ages

What a fucking own by President Trump. I love that shit. Justin getting all cocky because everybody wants to fuck his handsome brains out and Trump reminds him whomst has the biggest dingaling in North America. Spoiler alert: it’s not some Frenchy Fuck.

For you folks who didnt get a C+ in American History at THE University of Texas at San Antonio (please no comments about how you cant spell nutsack without UTSA), the war of 1812 was a bad one. Off the top of my head and not copying and pasting from Wikipedia,

The United States took on the greatest naval power in the world, Great Britain, in a conflict that would have an immense impact on the young country’s future. Causes of the war included British attempts to restrict U.S. trade, the Royal Navy’s impressment of American seamen and America’s desire to expand its territory. The United States suffered many costly defeats at the hands of British, Canadian and Native American troops over the course of the War of 1812, including the capture and burning of the nation’s capital, Washington, D.C., in August 1814. Nonetheless, American troops were able to repulse British invasions in New York, Baltimore and New Orleans, boosting national confidence and fostering a new spirit of patriotism. The ratification of the Treaty of Ghent on February 17, 1815, ended the war but left many of the most contentious questions unresolved. Nonetheless, many in the United States celebrated the War of 1812 as a “second war of independence,” beginning an era of partisan agreement and national pride.

I did, however, copy and paste that from the History channel.

Promises made; promises kept
– Donald Trump
-Uncle Chaps

So, suck it, Justin. Dont start no shit in 1812 and there wont be no shit.