A Man In China Tracked Down The Guy That Stole His 3 Dogs, Rammed His Car Over, And Then Attacked Him With A Machete Before Taking His Dogs Back

Daily Mail- A pet owner has managed to save his three dogs from being stolen after chasing the suspected thief’s van and even starting a street duel with him. The unnamed pet owner from southern China deliberately collided his car with the back of the suspect’s van, causing the van to lose control and topple. He then pulled out what seemed like a machete and started fighting the thief, who was holding a wooden club. The pet owner managed to save all of his three dogs.

The suspect, 44-year-old Xie, has been detained by the police on suspicion of theft. According to a police statement, the unnamed dog owner noticed his three dogs went missing at around 5am on the day. After reviewing home security footage, he realised his pets had been dragged into a van by a man.The owner immediately called the Luhe Police before driving his car to chase the suspect’s Wuling minivan. After witnessing the car chase and street fight, onlookers called the police who arrived at the scene shortly after. The suspect was captured by police officers with the help of the pet owner and bystanders.

Police also confiscated the tools believed to be used by the suspect to steal dogs, including lassos, a rod, a hammer and a butterfly catcher. They also found four fake number plates in the suspect’s van. He has admitted to stealing dogs from the pet owner and is now detained in the police station. It is unclear whether the dogs Xie had stolen were to be killed and sold to a meat market or resold as pets.

GO (unnamed pet owner from southern China) GO!!! We always praise man’s best friend on this site for being just that. But there are not nearly enough times we see man return the favor. But our pal in the Far East noticed his dogs were gone and instantly turned into Taken Liam Neeson, which everyone knows is the most badass iteration of Liam Neeson. I’d like to think many of us would do the same in that situation. But it takes a decent amount of rage, testosterone, and general bad motherfuckerness to ram someone’s car over and storm them with a machete.

Then again, we likely don’t have the same urgency since a dognapping in the U.S. If someone steals your dog here, your pooch will likely just be raised by some piece of shit. In China, it could actually be much worse.


Every year, thousands of pet dogs are poisoned and stolen in China, and as many as 20 million dogs are killed annually to satisfy the dog meat industry.

Even though dogs clearly don’t hold the same cachet in China as they do here, I wish the cops in that video let this dude go full Man On Fire vigilante justice on that dog thief. Machete vs. a wooden spoon. Two walk in, one walks out. And if the dog thief is the one the walks out, part of his jail sentence is he has to eat everything that maniac Donnie eats during Whoa That’s Weird before he is buried under the jail. Damn China is terrifying.

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