Poor Guy Is Suing CVS Because A Pharmacist Revealed To His Wife That He Uses Viagra

NY Post- Michael Feinberg brought a prescription for eight 100-milligram pills of the erectile-dysfunction drug, with five refills, last year into the Merrick Road CVS with specific instructions: he’d pay for the medicine himself, according to the suit he filed against the pharmacy chain.

After explaining to a CVS employee, identified in court papers as “Aurula,” that the Viagra, which can cost more than $60 a pill, was not to be put through his insurance, Feinberg left.

But a few days later, all hell broke loose when his wife called the pharmacy to check on one of her own prescriptions, and a chatty worker began talking about Feinberg’s blue bombers, he claims in court papers.

Now, Feinberg says, his “marriage has broken down.”

What an unbelievably fucked up thing for “Aurula” to do. Are you kidding me, you chatty bitch?You work with medicine. Some of it treats super embarrassing conditions, like slinky noodle. BE QUIET ABOUT THE DRUGS YOU PEDDLE. Do you think Mike Feinberg enjoys taking a drug that makes his heart race to the point of exploding, just so that his penis will react to his wife’s mediocre foreplay? He knows their entire marriage depends on his ability to rise to that once-a-month occasion, to the extent that he is willing to pay out of pocket for the juice! Doesn’t want his insurance involved simply to avoid a paper trail, so that his wife doesn’t know he’s not summoning these boners au natural. And does “Michael Feinberg” strike you as a guy who wants to pay more for prescription medicine? No. This guy is a selfless hero who did everything he could to keep his marriage on the steady, and all that was undone thanks to an oversharing CVS pharmacist. Loose lips sink dicks.

Having said all that, if your wife can’t handle the fact that you need to take viagra to get/maintain a boner, she doesn’t deserve you. What the hell? Every man in America over the age of 40 takes viagra. Hell, I know a bunch of people my age who take it because they drink so much that they need something to cut through the wall of poisoned liquor that cuts off all blood flow to your dong. I’m too afraid to try it myself because I think I’d become dependent on it, but these guys rave about “insane recovery time” and “best boner ever.” The point is, she needs to be alright with this. If I know Mike Feinberg as well as I think I do, he’s not the type of guy who would head for the hills if he discovered that his wife was using some sort of sexual PED. Au contraire, I’m sure he’d be grateful.

Anyway, fuck CVS. From now on, I’ll be taking my business to Rite Aid in protest.

PS- another theory here is that Feinberg and his wife hadn’t had sex in years. He’s been banging a 26-year-old “artist” in Astoria that he met on J-date, fueling their torrid fingerpainting affair with viagra. His wife had no idea, discovered the prescription, connected the paint-splattered dots, and that’s why their marriage is toast. Just a theory.