I'm Sick And Tired Of This New Buff Cat Going Viral

I guess this is happening again. First it was the original Buff Cat that I tried to keep under wraps for years only to have it all come out in one fateful evening almost exactly a year ago today. Now it’s this fat fucking pussy that looks kind of jacked because he took a couple of pictures at a good angle. It’s like the world is conspiring against me and all the Cats are getting in shape while I’m stuck left behind being a fat slob. Fuck this stupid fucking cat. Look at how he walks. Dude looks miserable because his pecs are so big.

He looks like Magnus Von Magnusson trying to walk without a 10 ton rock of Africa on his shoulder. Get out of here man. No one wants to be that jacked. I don’t care what you bench, you look like an absolute moron when you work out that much. So fuck Buff Cat 1 and fuck Buff Cat 2. I’ll get around to getting in shape when I feel like it and not a moment sooner.